When one door closes...
...Another portal opens.
Remember StumbleUpon? It was a website that existed from 2001-2018 that let you click a button and be whisked away to some far-off, unfamiliar, totally cool random corner of the digital landscape of the internet to learn/see/do whatever. This oversimplification really doesn't do it justice- just know it was neat, and I miss it all the time when I'm looking for ways to kill time online.
In my efforts to transform the Secret Dungeon into a chaotic funhole timesuck, I started building something.
I can't resurrect Stumbleupon, but I can errect a magic doorway to...